

Renfield: Yes, master? Count Dracula: What is an efficiency apartment? Renfield: I don't know, master. By Romanian law, that makes it ours.Ĭommissare Woman: Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic shit together and split. cockroach-eating friend over there, have 48 hours to get out! Good evening, Comrade Count! Count Dracula: Wait one minute. Count Dracula: How do you know? Renfield: They're wearing shoes.Ĭommissare Woman: You, and your. Renfield: I think they're from the government. Renfield: Master, please be careful! Count Dracula: What is it? Renfield: You nearly stepped on my dinner! Count Dracula: Forgive me. : Black mourner: Alvin - I told you to go find your roots, but who told you to drink the water?ĭialogue Count Dracula: Renfield! Renfield! Renfield: Yes, Master! Count Dracula: How many times do I have to tell you: body temperature!.This is a perfect example of a man taking charge of his own life.In the name of all the Van Helsings who have ever lived.Every now and then it sure helps to have a patient doing five to ten for breaking and entering.You know what Freud said: if you don't pay for it, you don't get better.: So that's where you've been for the last two days, and I thought you were lost, you little devil.Do you know how many women had nervous breakdowns in the fourteenth century? Two. Ah, Cindy Sondheim, you should have lived in an earlier age.I never drink wine, and I do not smoke shit.What was that maniac drinking? Tastes like the Volga river at low tide!.What is this? "Copyright 1923"? Renfield, you bumbling moron, this book is as out of date as.Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest.He never kills for sport, only what is needed. You see? Even a child knows! The wolf is a very misunderstood creature.
